Thursday, May 5, 2016

THIS IS OUR CASTLE


The Bird of Kildarby
Original Air date: October 6, 1987[1]

Writers: Craig Miller and Mark Nelson

Director: Dale Schott

Main Cast:
  • Lorenzo Music as Peter Venkman
  • Frank Welker as Raymond Stantz
  • Maurice LaMarche as Egon Spengler
  • Arsenio Hall as Winston Zeddemore
  • Laura Summer as Janine Melnitz
  • Frank Welker as Slimer
(Rating 3 of 5)



Summary: The Mayor of New York City is opening a new tourist attraction: an Irish castle that had just been relocated.  Yet they keep hearing pipes and drums and anyone who is sent inside is thrown into the moat.   They decide to call the Ghostbusters.
Haunted Castle

                The Ghostbusters get there.  Ray tries to go in first and he is tossed in the moat.  Ray actually thought it was fun told his team there was over 800 of them in there with a single leader.  According to Tobin’s Spirit Guide the knights were all slaughtered in battle but kept fighting in death.  Peter decides to go in and requests a meeting with their leader.  It’s actually granted and Peter is brought into to see Lord Kildarby.  Peter asks him why he is tossing people in the moat and Kildarby basically says that is their job.  Peter points out the city of New York now owns the castle but that just made the ghost lord mad and he has his men chase Peter around the castle grabbing him at the gate.  The other Ghostbusters force their way in to rescue Peter and to negotiate with Lord Kildarby.
Mayor tying to open it but ghosts are tossing people in the moat.

                Kildarby agrees to a wager.  Kildarby announced that he and his fellow ghosts will agree to leave the castle if the Ghostbusters can defeat his pet bird.  If the Ghostbusters lose the living have to leave the island forever.  Thinking that Lord Kildarby is only talking about the tiny island the castle is located on the Ghostbusters easily agreed.  It is then reveled the Kildarby is referring to all of Manhattan.
Who are you going to call?

                The bird rips the top right off the Ecto-1 as the Ghostbusters speed away.  The bird is so large that it's too big for any trap so Ghostbusters come up with a plan. They race back to the firehouse and attach a trap to the Containment Unit.  They then suck the bird through the trap directly into the Containment Unit.
Lord Kildarby 

                The Ghostbusters explain to the Mayor at the end that they came to an agreement with the ghosts of the castle.  They will be allowed to stay but they have to tolerate and not harass the tourists.  The only thing the tourists will notice is the flutes and drums on occasion.

 My Take: I thought this was a very odd episode not a lot made sense in it. There were contradictions all through the episode.   

                So I am just going into my stray observations:

·         I thought the Ghostbusters relationship with the Mayor was generally positive, what’s with games?  
·         So the alarm is only for class 6 or above?  I always thought it was to alert the Ghostbusters, who might be located in various parts of the firehouse, that they had a job.  If it’s a class 5 or lower what is Janine expected to do?  Walk around the firehouse looking for them individually?
·         The whole premise of the episode doesn’t make any sense.  The ghosts are going to expel any invaders because they are the defenders of the castle.  Yet when the architects of Warner Applegate III, who donated it to the city, took it apart piece by piece and shipped those parts to New York to have it reconstructed.  Where were the ghosts then?  We’re they all having a crap and missed it?  If they were asleep or something when they woke up shouldn’t they be concerned about where they are?  How do they know anything about New York in order to make the bet about the island?
·         Again we have the whole “too big for trap thing!”  Ectoplasm shrinks, size isn’t an issue.
·         Why are these ghosts presenting such a problem? They’re not that impressive.  What the Ghostbusters should be doing is bring forty traps in the car, put at least three ghosts in each trap, when all the traps have been used return to the firehouse to place them in the Containment Unit, and return to repeat six or seven times to the castle is empty.  Charge the city for 800 removals.  No, instead the Ghostbusters negotiate with the ghosts.  Again they’re the Ghostbusters not the Ghost Whisperer!

Ahh! Back to the drawing board. 
·         [1] Listed original air dates for entire syndicated season may not be correct.

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